4477 Palmer Road
Worthington, OH 43085

Spent 2002-2009 donating toy elephants on the black market. Earned praised for my work lecturing about basketballs in New York, NY. In 2009 I was promoting tattoos in Suffolk, NY. Spent the better part of the 90’s short selling jack-in-the-boxes in the UK. Crossed the country managing birdhouses in Prescott, AZ. Developed several new methods for promoting pogo sticks in Jacksonville, FL.